Two Italian virgens get married and go on their honeymoon. However, they have no idea what they're suppossed to do once they get to the hotel room. The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice on what to do. The mother saysthey should sit on the bed together and snuggle with each other and things could start to happen from there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing happens. He calls his mother back to find out what to do next. She says they need to take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and then hangs up on him. A few minutes later, he reluctantly calls his mother again. "Well I have my nose in her arnpit. What do I do next?"